Sunday, December 13, 2009

A Rerun of Dallas and a Pint of Ice Cream

Jezebel recently posted this hilarious video from the 80s which claims to give useful advice to women looking to meet men:



Okay, lesson recap:
1. Don't be a b*** ... He doesn't need that!
2. Men love it when you talk about small stuffed animals
3. Your mother may have taught you that it's rude to stare....well she's a fucking liar!
4. Purposely spilling your drink on a man to get his number does not make you seem crazy....or desperate
5. Stop talking so much and just nod along with whatever he says..
6. If a man uses the f-word ("feel") start faking an orgasm immediately.

Now get out there and tap that shy-man goldmine!

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